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JEFF’S ACCUMULATED NUGGETS OF WISDOM #421:

AN INTELLECTUAL IS SOMEONE WHO CAN LISTEN TO THE
WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE WITHOUT THINKING OF THE LONE RANGER.

—Billy Connoly

JEFF’S ACCUMULATED NUGGETS OF WISDOM #97:

The world is full of magical things
patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

—Bertrand Russell

JEFF’S ACCUMULATED NUGGETS OF WISDOM #206:

I HAVE NOT FAILED.
I’VE JUST FOUND 10,000 WAYS THAT WON’T WORK.

—Thomas Edison

JEFF’S ACCUMULATED NUGGETS OF WISDOM #38:

I DON’T WANT TO ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY THROUGH MY WORK.
I WANT TO ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY THROUGH NOT DYING.

—Woody Allen